The Prime Minister received a letter from Her Majesties Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland which confirms independence of the Kingdom of Catan.
The letter signed by Theresa May outlines that all British forces will withdraw from the Borders of the Kingdom of Catan with immediate effect.
Confirms independence – what does this mean for me?
A lot will be changing. From school funding to council taxes, police and emergency services will also change. Furthermore, the general election which is due to be held on 6 June 2017 won’t take place in Catan. Moreover, the border regions will also be better protected. We all know this won’t be instant and will take time but together we can make a positive difference.
How long will it take laws to change?
Laws can only change once people accept the laws. We accept this won’t be complete overnight. However, we will be sending information packs out to everyone with a copy of the letter. Moreover, we expect smaller shops and businesses to make the changes sooner.
I live in Normanton – why am I affected?
Normanton used to be part of the People’s Republic of Eulini. A country which can only be described as trigger happy. During the Second Catan-Eulini war we took action to terminate the threat permanently and took Eulini under our control. Eulini or Normanton will experience a massive drop in prices for everyday goods.
As Michael Forest sadly died in the early hours of this morning – the Catan Government has set plans to incorporate the former People’s Republic of Eulini as a partition of the Kingdom of Catan. It will be known simply as Eulini and under the Identity Act all citizens will be known as Catanese. No further comments will be given at this time.
At 17:00 hours the Catan Government received notification from the former Ambassador to the People’s Republic of Eulini that war was to be declared due to the ongoing border crisis and the apparent political ignorance within Catan proper.
Subsequently all major roads have been closed for military passage only and will reopen within 48 hours. The Army has been deployed to the border with Eulini.
No further notifications will be given at this time.
After the National Party recalled it’s coalition agreement. The cabinet has formally announced it’s intention to resign. The Prime Minister has visited H.M the King to instigate her resignation as Prime Minister. This has forced a snap election to occur.
A election will occur on Saturday 28 January 2017 with all seats in the House of Representatives to be voted upon.
Civil Servants are reminded to remain neutral throughout the period. Voting slips will be delivered to homes across the nation on Friday 27 January 2017.
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